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Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She
wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was
very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go
out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a
reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck
out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned
and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted
the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward
her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of
effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several
more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.
Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated,
shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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