Holes

A man and his wife were married for 5 years. One night he looked at his wife and said, "Roll over, Honey. Tonight I'm putting it in the other hole."

"Oh no you're not," said the wife.

"But dear!"says the husband, "Don't you want to have children?"

穴

結婚５年目を迎える夫婦がいた。ある晩のこと、夫は妻に言った。「体を回転させて、ハニー。今夜は別の穴に入れるから」

「オーノー、ダメよ」妻は言った。

「でもお前！」夫は言った。「子供を欲しくないか？」