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Come Again?
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt
unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked
the clerk.
"That depends," said the salesman. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."
"Let's see the $2.00 model," he said.
The clerk put the device around the man's neck. "You just stick
this button in your ear and run this little string down to your
pocket," he instructed.
"How does it work?" the customer asked.
"For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when
people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"
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