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The Diet
I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked
me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and taped
to the inside of the door was a risqu・picture of a lovely, slender,
perfectly built, but scantily-clad young woman. "Mom, what's this?"
I asked.
"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat," she answered.
"Is it working?" I asked.
"Yes and no," she explained. "I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad
has gained 20!"
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