Proud Father

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is SO proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six," in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of six?"

His wife irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back, "Anytime I'm ready, Father of Four!"

discretion：
思慮運別

誇り高きお父さん

６人も子供を持ったことをとっても誇りにしている男がいた。 男はそれが相当自慢だったのか、いやがる妻のことを ��６人のお母さん�≠ﾆ呼び始めた。 そんなある晩のこと、夫婦でパーティーにでかけた。 しばらくした後、男は帰ろうとして、妻にもその旨きいてみることにした。 そして、目一杯大きな声で叫んだ。「そろそろ帰ろうか、６人のお母さ〜ん！」

その無神経さに腹を立てた妻はこう叫び返した。「いつでもいいわよ、４人のお父さ〜ん！」